風語小說 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2095章 疑南雜癥病論

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                終于!終于要翻身把歌唱了么?老子就等著這個呢啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志壓低了聲音:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“要怎么搞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南獰笑一聲:“當然是挨個牢房刷過去?不找到線索,誓不罷休!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “黑鋼大蜣!套頭麻痹!我跟大志!拳打腳踢!治愈系行動就從此刻開始啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就給黑鋼跟蟲大蜣發了裝備,黑鋼看著自己閃閃發光的金色中指,忍不住發出驚呼聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●???)“哦豁?我還能變黃的么?這是什么原理?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                準備好了就開始行動,江南掏出牛馬筆,開啟牛筆模式,就在牢房一旁的墻壁畫了個門!
                
            
            

            
                    
                由于牢房都像是小方格子一樣,側面都是連通的,只有一墻之隔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要穿過一堵強相合金的墻壁,就能順利到達其他牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                筆頭一點,門就被生成出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志看的雙眼泛光,一把把住江南的大手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ??)“這…這是啥筆啊?畫啥就能出來啥?你剛就是用這個潛行過來的!這個好玩兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿一笑:“這不是啥筆!這是牛筆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志瘋狂點頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (* ???? ? ????)“我知道這玩意牛批!我問這是啥筆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭冒出三道黑線:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?_? |||)“它就叫牛筆!牛馬筆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                這都什么吊炸天的名字?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一行四人當即開門去了隔壁牢房,隨手關門取消,動作如行云流水般!
                
            
            

            
                    
                牢房里正在睡覺兩只海族恍惚間聽到了響動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                睜開迷蒙的雙眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就見江南跟王有志兩人眼冒紅光,捏著拳頭跟個鬼一樣站在床邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臉上帶著獰笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??’??’)(??????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩只海族的表情猛的變得驚恐起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(??д??lll)
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼!大晚上的怎么還做噩夢了呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這夢也太真實了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而還不等叫出聲,黑鋼跟蟲大蜣已經拎著啞麻袋套在了兩人的頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即麻痹金戒指當即戳在兩人的身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?口?|||)“啊呀!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||??口??)“呀嚎嚎~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩只海族差點沒把喉嚨給喊破了,不是夢!是真的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                大晚上的,他們怎么跑老子牢房里的啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南扭著脖頸:“叫吧!叫吧!叫破喉嚨也不會有人來救你們的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋完全隔音,于里邊再喊也聽不到好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大志!給我打!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,江南跟王有志上來宛如猛虎出籠一般,對著兩只海族一陣瘋狂的拳打腳踢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                拳拳到肉,暴力狂毆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自海姆的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)??口??)“啊~獄卒大哥救命!出人命啦,江獄霸打人啦!你們都不管管的嘛?噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)??3??)“大哥!你們要問啥!要干啥倒是說啊?別光打好不好?走一下流程行不行?按套路出牌啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而他們再喊,也沒一點聲音傳出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南跟王有志著實過了把手癮,沒一會兒功夫,人都給打腫了三圈兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看的黑鋼直偏頭,這這這…太殘暴了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己這算不算是助紂為虐?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞇眼道:“我問你們!生死臺期間,我去衛生間之后,有沒有誰進去過?你們看沒看到?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只需要回答是或者不是!否則老子打死你們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間一把摘了兩人頭頂的麻袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這倆人臉都腫成包子了,涕淚橫流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么打完了才問啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們的流程怎么跟一般的不一樣啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?3●(#)“沒…沒看到!誰注意那個了?我倆光吃瓜了啊?根本沒…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南磨牙:(¬益¬?)“嘖~大志!刪檔,下一間!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間戴上熱情如火小手套,左右開弓,一頓狂扇嘴巴子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有些痛苦的記憶,還是忘記了的好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                省的他們跟獄警告密,給自己惹來不必要的麻煩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志一邊刪檔一邊可惜道:“白瞎了,這樣他們豈不是不知道咱們牛批了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是擺了擺手:“沒事!我實驗過,只要印象足夠深刻,身體會形成本能反應的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這叫疑南雜癥病論!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾個大B兜將兩人送入甜美夢鄉,治獄四人組當即開門前往下一間開刷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                套頭麻痹,拳打腳踢,逼問線索,大B兜刪檔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                流水線作業,配合無比默契!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而在治獄的道路上,黑鋼跟蟲大蜣已經麻木了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這特喵是要全部牢房刷一遍的節奏啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                事實上江南也的確是這么干的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                四人從災厄級牢區,路過極惡牢區,刷到了欻欻級牢區,兜了個大圈子,又刷回了災厄級牢區!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是一個都沒放過啊!碰到獄卒來了都得給他兩嘴巴子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                更別說狗了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                玖藍根本不知道,自己一個無意間沒收了越獄工具的舉動,給男獄區的所有囚犯們帶來了多么大的心靈傷害!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連走廊里巡邏的獄卒們都驚了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                今晚怎么這么熱鬧?囚犯們都這么有活力的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就像是打哈欠會傳染一樣,找樂子也會傳染?
                
            
            

            
                    
                忍不住上前查看的,迎接他的當然是旋風大B兜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在江南記不清揍過多少人了之后!
                
            
            

            
                    
                來到了達蒙的房間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                又按照流程一頓胖揍,大萌萌又體會到了那熟悉的拳頭,被打的嗷嗷直哭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么在自己牢房里睡覺也會被打啊靠,這究竟是什么日子啊?人間不直的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                打完后,江南又開始例行問話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                達蒙一怔,腫著臉道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?3?(#)“你問這個?我…我倒是見過,玖藍小姐姐在你之后進過衛生間!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮,終于找到線索了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                玖藍進去過?你一個女的,進個屁男衛生間啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南緊張兮兮道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????﹏???)?“那她有沒有拿著什么東西出來?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                達蒙捂著腦袋:“我…我看到她褲兜里揣著一坨像是馬賽克一樣的東西!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “兜里裝不下,都露出來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是那個!那個就是我的幸福啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被玖藍給拿走了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你閑著沒事拿那玩意干啥啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益?? ?)“嘖~這下可難辦了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察負責男獄區,玖藍平常是負責女獄區的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                馬賽克肯定被她帶女獄區去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒想到自己還沒過去,馬賽克先過去了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要怎么找?鬼知道玖藍把馬賽克放哪兒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                潛入女獄區,硬剛玖藍?強行要回?
                
            
            

            
                    
                先不說打不打的過這娘們兒,一旦被他們發現馬賽克的重要性,拿這個威脅自己套秘密!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可就不好辦了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且女獄區也不是那么好闖的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                得想一個妥善的辦法,不驚動他們的情況下,悄無聲色的妥善取回才行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倒也不是毫無收獲,至少知道誰拿走了自己的幸福啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就好辦了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志好奇道:(???~??)????“話說你從一開始就在找什么玩意呢?啥馬賽克啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南黑著臉:(??????????? ?)?“說來話長!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾個大B兜刪了達蒙的檔,江南氣勢洶洶的就帶人朝著銀老三的牢房走去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “萊萊滴!先把賬要了去!活這么大,還真沒有敢欠老子賬的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
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                銀老三波登牢房,作為惡霸幫的三把手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他的房間相比于其他囚犯來講,就要奢華許多了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一只露姆族妖嬈的躺著,朝著波登招手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “波登大哥?還不睡么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻的波登卻宛如思考者一般坐在馬桶上,黑著臉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                燈光照在他的臉上,顯得異常蕭瑟!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ? ?????? ?)“抱歉!今天我沒什么興趣!你先睡吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                不是波登沒興趣,而是他好像失去了自己的幸福啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                每每看向露姆族,他腦海里回想的,都是在生死臺上被重擊的畫面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                已經留下了濃重的心理陰影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“欸~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲長嘆,是道不盡的心酸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                露姆族愁道:“要不就先睡一會兒吧!您這么熬下去也不是個事兒啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “露姆床墊!始終給您最溫暖的呵護!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間那露姆族竟然變形成了床墊的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                席夢思什么的都弱爆了好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而波登又是搖頭一聲嘆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可就在這時,兩人都是一怔,就見原本平滑的墻壁上,陡然多了一道大門!
                
            
            

            
                    
                門在兩人驚恐的目光中打開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南四人就這么堂而皇之的走了進來,手里還拎著麻袋…
                
            
            

            
                    
                六人12目相對,空氣中彌漫著尷尬的氣氛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登眼珠子瞪的老大:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ????)“江南?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                大晚上的!他怎么會出現在自己的房間里?
                
            
            

            
                    
                太疲憊了所以出現幻覺了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:“麻痹套頭!給我打!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等波登動作,啞麻袋跟麻痹戒指就直接安排上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南狂毆露姆族,而王有志則是痛擊波登!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可打了兩拳之后,王有志嘴角直抽,疼的他直甩拳頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“哎哎哎!換一下!這個我打不動啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                活脫脫就一鐵疙瘩,這怎么打?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“你打這個!我來錘他!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼死死的套著波登的頭,眼淚直流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●?益?)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                堂哥!對不住哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我這也是被逼無奈啊我!